We the People of Johnson Co MO 📜 Thursday, August 25, 2022 📚Our Taxes will now Pay for Your College.

So, now Joey B thinks taxpayers should foot the bill for everybody’s college. Hm. Well, let’s look at the bright side of it. I’m sure that means lots more people will attend college, get well-educated, and come out making lots more money than we do today. Oh, but wait! Joey has printed so many trillion dollars that a “good salary” after getting out of college will mean a LOT more than what it does today. How much will actually be a “good salary” five years from today?

Uh oh. I got off the positive track. Hold on, I’ll take another go at it. All these college educated people will vastly increase our work force. Unless of course, they don’t really want to work. They just want to go to school. Then school becomes the new welfare. Because after all, school is what they’ve done all their lives. They’ve never had to get a job and pay for their own stuff. Why get out of your comfort zone if the government (somebody else’s money) will get you what you need?

Oopsy, I got a little off the pro side of the discussion again. Hey, let me take a look at it from the university’s point of view! Great! LOTS of new students! And they’ll stay here going to school for ages, because somebody else, whom they don’t even know is paying for them to stay. Mr. University President is ECSTATIC!!! Best thing that ever could have happened. Not only that, but now universities can also INCREASE tuition, because after all, the kid doesn’t have to pay for school. Now the NATIONAL VILLAGE is raising the kid. What a boon! Schools can raise prices on college tuition like medical care facilities jacked their costs to Infinity and Beyooond once insurance companies “paid the bills.” No guilt incurred for gouging actual people; the insurance companies paid. Gold rush fever, Baby!!! It’s all good. Just keep raising those tuition and housing bills!

So, that’s GREAT for Universities. Lots of positivity. And you thought I couldn’t stay on the positivity track, didn’t you? Hahahahaha. You know what though, that dang government may attach some strings to those dollars they provide to universities. S’pose they’ll make some stipulations about what needs to be taught? Like more classes on the vast advantages of communism and socialism? Like hiring teachers who spread woke culture like covid in double jabbed and quadruple boosted communities? After all, in this day and age universities don’t need to be teaching old-school thoughts like SMET. And fer sher get rid of the old-school history. What a LAUGH! Slave trade established this country…you KNOW it did! Thomas Jefferson had slaves…big hypocrite! Or was it Ben Franklin? Or Samuel Adams? No wait, Sam Adams made beer. Anyway, taxpayer-paid college for ALL will solve the problems of any knucklehead who doesn’t believe in a one world order. Brainwashing galore for years and years to come!! Just keep pumpin’ out those woke students! Start daycare for the woke students’ babies. Then woke elementary schools, middle schools, and highschools!!! Keep the Wookies, I mean wokies coming!

Um…hold on a second. Who’s going to do all the work that is actually required to keep a country - or COMMUNITY going? Who’s gonna contribute all those tax dollars so Joey B’s kids can stay in college? And not work. Who will build bridges, run grocery stores, make electricity out of non-fossil-fuel-coal? Who will pick up my trash? Walk my dog? Who will brew my Sam Adams beer? Do my homework for me? Oh wait, silly me…the GOVERNMENT will take care of it.

They take care of everything!

What could possibly go wrong with that?